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looks like it's going to rain...
[[stay inside]] [[go outside]]
</center><<audio test play>>
i'm not sure how to find it but i know it's in here somewhere.
[[i'll help you|look]]HELP ME I LOVE U!!!!!
<span class="bigtext">hEHEHEHEHEHEHEH</span>
[[what?]]
<<set $haskey to false>>i ate a lot of cheese today
i am bored?
<div class="disappear">am i home</div>
on the ground there is a shiny key
[[hurry up]]
<<set $haskey to true>><<cacheaudio "test" "sound/test.mp3">>Enter your name:
<<textbox "$name" "">>
click here [[weeee]]well hello there $name.
<<if $name is "peepee">>hey that's my name too!
<<elseif $name is "poopy">>I really am in love with you.
<<else>>hmmmm ur name sucks ass.
<</if>>walk to the door
<<if $haskey is true>>you try the knob and it doesn't open then you think of trying to insert the key you found [[win]]
<<else>>you see that there is a keyhole on the knob to this other room but u don't have a key so ur stuck here, i guess.
<</if>>Double-click this passage to edit it.pick one:
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<a data-passage="phone"><img src="images/phone.gif"></a> <a data-passage="laptop"><img src="images/laptop.gif"></a>
</center>
<img src="images/umbrella.gif" />
do you need an umbrella?
[[take it|keep walking]] [[leave it]]
<img src="images/doorway.gif" />
let the cat out?
[[not today|keep walking]] [[why not]]
you open the door
a large herd of cats run past you
out onto the front lawn
<img src="images/catlawn.gif" usemap="#image-map">
<map name="image-map">
<area data-passage="blackcat" alt="blackcat" title="blackcat" coords="182,188,305,354" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="blackcat" alt="blackcat" title="blackcat" coords="823,325,998,424" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="blackcat" alt="blackcat" title="blackcat" coords="1281,244,1383,347" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="tabby" alt="tabby" title="tabby" coords="26,113,111,248" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="tabby" alt="tabby" title="tabby" coords="752,164,822,238" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="tabby" alt="tabby" title="tabby" coords="324,60,420,189" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="fuzzy" alt="fuzzy" title="fuzzy" coords="452,181,584,350" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="fuzzy" alt="fuzzy" title="fuzzy" coords="1031,294,1184,460" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="fuzzy" alt="tuxedo" title="tuxedo" coords="1048,124,1194,254" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="blackcat" alt="laying" title="laying" coords="1306,96,1409,186" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="tabby" alt="laying" title="laying" coords="205,384,420,422" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="fuzzy" alt="laying" title="laying" coords="653,320,797,390" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="blackcat" alt="laying" title="laying" coords="604,158,678,240" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="tabby" alt="kitten" title="kitten" coords="73,258,151,391" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="fuzzy" alt="kitten" title="kitten" coords="845,214,936,299" shape="rect">
<area data-passage="blackcat" alt="kitten" title="kitten" coords="862,62,1004,156" shape="rect">
</map>
<center>
your chest feels tight
[[keep walking]]
[[go back home]]
</center><center>
you feel dizzy
[[keep walking]]
[[go back home]]
</center><center>
you feel nauseous
[[keep walking]]
[[go back home]]
</center><center><img src="images/stormcloud.gif">
the sky is clenched
[[waiting]] [[threatening|yes]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/frontdoor.gif">
you've made it back home,
it still hasn't rained
[[go inside|stay inside]]
</center><center><img src="images/porch.gif">
looks like your neighbor's plants need some water
[[take one]]</center>which one?
<a data-passage="mosquitos"><img src="images/plant1.gif"></a> <a data-passage="cricket"><img src="images/plant2.gif"></a> <a data-passage="smell"><img src="images/plant3.gif"></a>
<a data-passage="fargone"><img src="images/plant4.gif"></a> <a data-passage="wanted"><img src="images/plant5.gif"></a> <a data-passage="wanted"><img src="images/plant6.gif"></a>
<a data-passage="smell"><img src="images/plant7.gif"></a> <a data-passage="cricket"><img src="images/plant8.gif"></a> <a data-passage="wanted"><img src="images/plant9.gif"></a>
<a data-passage="mosquitos"><img src="images/plant10.gif"></a> <a data-passage="wanted"><img src="images/plant11.gif"></a>you get bit by a mosquito on your ankle
[[>>>>|yes]]a cricket jumps into your hair
[[>>>>|yes]]this plant is too far gone, you can't revive it
[[take it anyway|yes]]
[[leave it|yes]]it smells familiar, like a childhood friend's home
[[>>>>|yes]]is this what you wanted?
[[yes]] [[no|take one]]<a data-passage="tv"><img src="images/suburbanhome.gif"></a><center><img src="images/tvwindow.gif">
what are they watching?
[[look closer]] [[go home|go back home]]
</center><center><img src="images/cursedparadise_tv.gif">
[[keep walking|cul de sac]]
</center><center><img src="images/culdesac.gif">
which yard will you cut through?
[[left|left house]] [[middle|middle house]] [[right|right house]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/poolyard.gif">
you splash some water on your face
[[it smells weird|wind blows]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/sprinklers.gif">
[[run through the sprinklers]] [[go back home]]
</center><center><img src="images/fairyyard.gif">
[[what is that?]]
</center><center><img src="images/spottedfairy.gif">
[[fairies]] [[mosquitoes|wind blows]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/iphonefairy.gif"> you try to take a picture but there's [[nothing there|wind blows]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/mudphone.gif"> you drop your phone in the mud
[[wipe it off|wind blows]] [[go back home]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/treedance.gif">
[[the trees are dancing]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/yardwaste.gif">
looks like someone is getting rid of a bunch of stuff
[[look in the mirror]] [[keep walking|cars]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/recognition.gif">
[[looking good|face melt]] [[looks familiar|face melt]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/streetcars.gif">
everyone's heading home
[[go back home]] [[walk to the gas station]]
</center><center>
you look up
<img src="images/eyesky.gif">
[[keep walking|cars]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/gasstation.gif">
[[go inside]] [[hang out in the parking lot]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/sodamachine.gif">
[[get a drink]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/flies.gif">
[[the sky lets out a big sigh]]
</center><center>
you mix all of the soda fountain flavors together resulting in a
[[suicide]] [[tornado]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/sparklesoda.gif"> your mouth is dry [[>>>>|hang out in the parking lot]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/tornadodrink.gif"> you feel sick [[>>>>|hang out in the parking lot]]
</center><center>
hey there <img src="images/slug.gif">
you feel something drip onto your head
[[look up|the ground rumbles]]
</center><img src="images/raybanscroll.gif"> nothing to see here...
<center>[[take a photo of yourself]]</center>
<center>
<img src="images/inbox.gif">
you check your email
which do you open?
[[mail/u/0/?zx=isg8dahrs5ztbkl#FMfcgxwChmSkzXxpZ43szflSphSQRFVtcQh|wrinkles]]
[[mail/u/0/?zx=isg8dahytztbkl#FMfcgxwChdfg4cklJtpPKZjPnZCrfWmddsfk|congratulations]]
[[mail/u/0/?zx=isg8frdahztbkl#FMfcgxwChcjdWDdd345VcvkkGLlnGQWkssGb|sexy]]
</center><img src="images/selfie.gif"> [[post it]] [[watch something]]<center>
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<center>
<img src="images/cursedparadise_iphone.gif">
[[>>>>|posted]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/curtains.gif">
you feel the breeze from the window
[[the room gets darker]]
</center>you're inside your house but it isn't actually your house, the layout is different, the view outside is a neighborhood you've never seen before. you're staring out the window into a building nearby watching a someone on an exercise bike. they get off the bike and start getting ready to leave the house. you have never seen this person before but you know them. you go outside to say hello but they're walking quickly in front of you and you're running to catch up with them. you follow them through a series of alleyways and tree-lined streets trying to get their attention but they don't see you. suddenly, you're inside of a giant shopping mall and they've disappeared completely. you forget that you have been following them and begin to ride up and down the escalators, the mall is made up of escalators, there are no stores, just escalators and a giant glass elevator in the middle. you take the escalator to the top floor and get out in front of someone's apartment and let yourself inside with a key. you're not sure why you're there but you know you need to look for something you left there and feel worried that someone may come in and find you there. you start looking under furniture, opening drawers filled with plastic bags, the fridge is full of condiments. you hear someone start to open the door and before you can see who it is you're transported to the front of a tall building holding a ton of shopping bags as your friend pulls up in front of you driving a red convertible. you haven't seen or spoken to this friend in years but you are close friends, they offer to drive you to the lake house and you set off driving down windy roads. the roads go on forever and don't seem to lead anywhere in particular, they are long and stretched, rippled, unlike any road you've ever seen before. now you are driving the car and your friend is no longer with you. you're looking for the house but you can't remember how to get there. you decide to take a turn and reach a flooded stretch of road that you must drive through. your car, which is now your mom's minivan from when you were in the 6th grade floats along the water, there are rocks and algae and you can't see to the bottom, you're floating down a creek or a river or something that is not simply a small puddle or patch of flooded street and you feel yourself starting to worry that you won't make it to wherever it is you're going on time. you jump out of the car and start to swim but something catches your leg and you [[start to drown|wake up]].<center>
<img src="images/wakeup.gif">
looks like you fell asleep
you feel disoriented
[[stay in bed]] [[take a shower]]
</center>you check your phone to see if anyone has messaged you
<img src="images/messages.gif"> [[nothing]]
<center>
<img src="images/bathroom.gif">
you stand in the shower,
eyes on the doorway,
you catch a glimpse of something
[[dry off]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/virus_2.gif">
something's wrong with your laptop
[[force quit]]
</center>you wipe your face off
<img src="images/sink.gif"> [[go to your room]] <center>
<img src="images/messyroom.gif">
[[get dressed]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/wrinkles.png">
<a data-passage="wrinkles link"><img src="images/specialpresentation.png"></a>
</center><center><img src="images/pinchinstructions.png">
<img src="images/pinch.gif">
<img src="images/countdown.png">
<i>[[L̴E̴T̴ ̴G̴O̴!̴|sexy]]</i>
</center><center>
<img src="images/congratulations1.png">
<img src="images/congratulations2.png">
<a data-passage="congratulations link"><img src="images/congratulations3.png"></a>
</center><center>
Choose a portal and claim your prize:
<a data-passage="wrinkles"><img src="images/portal3.gif"></a> <a data-passage="release"><img src="images/portal2.gif"></a> <a data-passage="sexy"><img src="images/portal1.gif"></a>
</center><center>
<a data-passage="sexy link"><img src="images/sexylink1.png"></a>
<img src="images/sexylink2.png">
<a data-passage="sexy link"><img src="images/sexylink3.png"></a>
</center>
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[[CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|congratulations]]<center>
<img src="images/virus.gif">
[[close your laptop|posted]] [[check your phone|phone]]
</center><center>
What are you going to wear?
<a data-passage="tops"><img src="images/clothes1.gif"></a> <a data-passage="tops"><img src="images/clothes2.gif"></a> <a data-passage="tops"><img src="images/clothes3.gif"></a> <a data-passage="tops"><img src="images/clothes4.gif"></a> <a data-passage="dressed"><img src="images/clothes5.gif"></a>
</center><center>
Put a shirt on:
<a data-passage="dressed"><img src="images/top1.gif"></a> <a data-passage="dressed"><img src="images/top2.gif"></a> <a data-passage="dressed"><img src="images/top3.gif"></a> <a data-passage="dressed"><img src="images/top4.gif"></a>
</center><center>
you're feeling hungry
[[check the fridge]]
</center><img src="images/fridge.gif"> not much in here...
<center>[[make a sandwich]] [[check the pantry]]</center><center>
<img src="images/moldybread.gif">
this bread is moldy
[[check the pantry]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/pantry.gif">
[[eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon|fed]]
[[eat can of tuna|fed]]
</center><center>
<img src="images/norain.gif">
it still hasn't rained
[[lay back down|nothing]]
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˙ǝpoW ǝɟɐS ʇɔǝlǝs uǝɥʇ puɐ 'suoıʇdo dnʇɹɐʇS pǝɔuɐʌp∀ ʇɔǝlǝs oʇ 8Ⅎ ssǝɹd 'ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ ʇɹɐʇsǝɹ 'sʇuǝuodɯoɔ ǝlqɐsıp ɹo ǝʌoɯǝɹ oʇ ǝpoW ǝɟɐS ǝsn oʇ pǝǝu noʎ ɟI ˙ɓuıʍopɐɥs ɹo ɓuıɥɔɐɔ sɐ ɥɔns suoıʇdo ʎɹoɯǝɯ ǝlqɐsıᗡ ˙ǝɹɐʍʇɟos ɹo ǝɹɐʍpɹɐɥ pǝllɐʇsuı ʎlʍǝu ʎuɐ ǝʌoɯǝɹ ɹo ǝlqɐsıp 'ǝnuıʇuoɔ sɯǝlqoɹd ɟI
˙pǝǝu ʇɥɓıɯ noʎ sǝʇɐpdn ʎuɐ ɹoɟ ɹǝɹnʇɔɐɟnuɐɯ ǝɹɐʍʇɟos ɹo ǝɹɐʍpɹɐɥ ɹnoʎ ʞsɐ 'uoıʇɐllɐʇsuı ʍǝu ɐ sı sıɥʇ ɟI ˙pǝllɐʇsuı ʎlɹǝdoɹd sı ǝɹɐʍʇɟos ɹo ǝɹɐʍpɹɐɥ ʍǝu ʎuɐ ǝɹns ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʞɔǝɥƆ
˙ǝɓɐɯɐp ɹǝɥʇɹnɟ ʇuǝʌǝɹd oʇ uʍop ʇnɥs uǝǝq sɐɥ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ puɐ pǝʇɔǝʇǝp uǝǝq sɐɥ ɯǝlqoɹd ∀
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<img src="images/fixedcomputer.gif">
it seems okay now
[[watch something|self care routine]]
[[read something]]
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<img src="images/selfcarevideo.gif">
you get the urge to rub something on your face
[[go to the bathroom]]
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What do you search for?
[[why are earthworms on the sidewalk after it rains?]]
[[fairies caught on camera]]
[[what's the worst credit score to have?]]
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<img src="images/cabinet.gif">
[[rub lotions on your face]]
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<img src="images/swatches.gif">
you hear something outside
[[look out the window]]
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<img src="images/wormfacts.gif">
you hear something outside
[[look out the window]]
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<img src="images/fairysite.gif">
you hear a noise...
[[look out the window]]
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<img src="images/creditscore.gif">
you hear something outside
[[look out the window]]
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<img src="images/raininside.gif">
it's raining
[[play again|Start]]
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<img src="images/rainoutside.gif">
it's raining
[[play again|Start]]
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